I AM.....THE FIRE EATER!

So, I'm at a wedding in St. Lucia, just minding my own business, when lo and behold I am brought into the stage show. Up until this point the stage show has been pretty mild - the limbo and whatnot.

But, see for yourself:



Of course, what you don't see is that the wedding photographer didn't get a good shot the first time, so he made me sit down and do it again!

I was burping kerosene the rest of the evening.