STUPID JOKE OF THE DAY

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:
"Red....................cherry," "Yellow.................lemon,"
"Green.................lime," "Orange....................orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"